Silk Tie Samurai swings a platinum hammer
Isabella at his side what a mamma jamma
Big foot Banjo strumming catfish blues
Working for the Samurai to get his baby shoes
Samurai getting high on tabaccky wacky
Exercising downsizing gotta fire a lackey
Silk Tie feeling pissed picks up the silver axe
Just like Dizzy Lizzie gave out forty whacks
Strumming sad was Banjo a blowin’ in the wind
Got the axe cuz he was lax now he’s getting skinned
Cloud nine the hand out line guzzling down his booze
No healthcare welfare and he got nothing left to lose
Lyric spitting Bobby was a preacher smoking grass
Tripping to the other side on a window pane of glass
Tell us bout the weather Bobby tell us bout the times
Dr. Seuss be feeling loose throwing down some rhymes
Searching for some messages in a bottle full of hope
Mr. Jones got him stoned then strung him out on dope
Lulu Voodoo promised Biggie Karmic retribution
A total loss to the boss is Lulu’s Voodoo solution
Silt Tie the sneaky guy creeping out with Jill at night
Knocking boots with Juicy Jill somewhere out of sight
Juicy drains the bosses tie then gives an extra shaking
Husband Jack don’t have the knack of brining home the bacon
Yesterday is over but today is on the move
Looking back on happy days getting in a groove
No tell Motel where Isabella done lost her crown
Tie mounted Jill uphill and Jack came tumbling down
Hey man don’t ya let yer past come into play
The most important history is the one you make today
Don’t swim up a waterfall with your head a going under
Won’t see hidden lightning afore ya hear the silent thunder
Bosses secret spinning round caught in the storms eye
When Isabella gets the facts sparks is goanna fly
Make love make time I’ll be yours and you be mine
Keep the promise if you wannna have a diamond shine
If you cheat you feel the heat from the fires of divorce
Silkies fly was open wide and Juicy was the source
Sang the song of love gone wrong came like a cinder block
Isabella got all the bucks and Lucy got his…
Locked box treasure stock full of pyrite gold doubloons
Underneath the darkest skies he’s howling at the moons
Crude dude Buddha Belly dressed in a solid gold tuxedo
Turn around he’s outta town where the hell did he go
Now stupid fella and Isabella dancing tangos in her bed
Doesn’t learn a lesson but he getting real good head
Out to the temple where Buddha spews silk advice
Shouting for bloody Hari Kari into the mirror thrice
Now Mr. Luck big bucks owns the Silk Tie Gambling House
His daughter loves a renegade think the dudes a louse
But baby girl with the golden curls opens up her gown
Every time her Running Bear lets his pants fall down
Switchblade Renegade plays baccarat with Silkies daughter
On a bleak losing streak completely drunk on holy water
So Bigfoot and Running Bear got into a big fat hassle
Buddha Belly and Golden Curl snuck off to Silk Tie castle
Silkworm Samuri fired each employee there on the spot
Trying to cool the whole town down his daughter running hot
Food stamp lava lamp Bigfoot and Lulu skip outtta town
Renegade was going up and Baby Curl was going down
Belly and Isabella ran away while Silk Tie and Lucy split
Every batter gets a splatter when the fan gets hit with shit
Terrapin - The Journey 