Middle Age Waistband (Babar O’belly)
Sung to Baba O’Riley by The Who

Out here my waist reels
From too many meals
I can’t fit into my old jeans
Its no use to fight
Its way too tight
I need a diet of just plain beans

Don’t cry
Bout getting wide
Its on-ly middle age waistband

Sally take that ham
And toss it in the can
Shut off the oven
I can’t eat that pork shoulder
The fitness guru’s here
To help me lose my rear
I got to lose it
Before we get much older

Middle aged waistband
Its only an expanding waistband
Oh yea
Middle age waistband
We’re all wasting